Original Offensive Crayons Home celebrate the season with colors

celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season

the hand-blown glass ornament that puts the “jingle” in your bells and the “pickle” in your pickle

it loops non-stop — even if he closes it — and plays for hours

🎁 For Friends Who Are So Close to Leaving – Give them the push they need

Bonus Uses for Maximum Neurospicy Chaos

Original Offensive Crayons Home celebrate the season with colorsArent you tired of coloring with blue or burnt sienna? Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like goldenrod or violet. Now we have Suspicious Cold Sore Red and Privilege (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22 23 different, since we used the cheapest labor