The Male Dreamer Bath Mat Size:40 x 60cm Do not explain to your

Do not explain to your nan

This program of self-deprecation is sure to be a hit in any neighborhood or office breakroom

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you

Material: High-quality ceramic mug

The Male Dreamer Bath Mat Size:40 x 60cm Do not explain to yourWarning: Requires a good sense of humour (and a bit of ego). This rude bath mat isn't just about drying your feet; it's about setting a very specific expectation. We call it 'The Male Dreamer Mat' because, well, it's designed to make one particular part of the male anatomy feel perfectly centred. Featuring two footprints and one perfectly placed small white circle, the suggestive joke is clear: this is where a mans piece goes. Its the ultimate gag