BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER" Indoor Door Mat Colour:White This humorous indoor mat makes

This humorous indoor mat makes a great statement piece for your entryway

even if you clearly do not care about your reputation

Featuring the Chairman himself dressed in his bespoke cucumber print suit and monocle

Why You Absolutely Require This

The Ultimate Office Deterrent: Place it firmly on your desk to let your colleagues know that any new projects they assign will be met with the exact same level of success as underwater aerodynamics

BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER" Indoor Door Mat Colour:White This humorous indoor mat makesLay down the law right at your feet! This mat demands the respect you deserve (or at least, the respect you find funny). This rude and funny welcome mat is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who has a brilliant sense of humour and a slightly exaggerated sense of self importance. Featuring the command, "BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER," this mat is guaranteed to get a massive laugh and perhaps even a playful bow from your most loyal (or most easily