Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo | Mug Father's Day A complete and final response

A complete and final response to literally any situation that comes up before the coffee is finished this morning

This sign belongs in the home of anyone who has been told their tone is a lot and has taken that as a compliment

I caffeinate

and not subject to negotiation under any circumstances

that the plan is solid

Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo | Mug Father's Day A complete and final responseThe morning alarm this kitchen didn't ask for but now fully depends on loud, crowing, and completely unapologetic before the coffee is even poured. This mug belongs in the hands of anyone whose morning greeting arrives at full volume whether the house is ready or not. One design. Three ways to make it yours. 15oz Ceramic All White Large oversized handle Dishwasher safe (top rack) Microwave safe 15oz Ceramic Black Inside & Handle Large oversized handle