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Scissoring Hurts My Balls T-Shirt – Funny Adult Humor Tee Oversized and honest in a wayThe shirt that turns heads, starts fights in the group chat, and reminds everyone: scissoring hurts my balls. Wear it ironically. Or don't. Your call. Yeah, you read that right. "Scissoring Hurts My Balls" is peak dumb internet humor. Scissoring = that classic lesbian sex move (legs like scissors, you get it). The punchline? A dude complaining it hurts his junk. Absurd, slightly offensive, zero chill. It's the kind of one liner that lives rent free in